Word Needs To Be Medicated

So I rarely take any of the advice that Microsoft Word gives me regarding grammar. It hates my tendency to write incomplete sentences. Crazy. Here's what it suggested the other day, when I asked it to take a look at a 2,000 word memoir (an excerpt from a much larger piece, really, that I hope stands well on it's own).

Okay. Fine. I let it correct this one, just to see why it thought I should be capitalizing "of." But then it still appears to have issues.

Freaking psychotic software. You can't have it both ways.